I opened a clean weblog put up display screen to start out writing at 5:20 PM. It is now 5:49 PM and till I began this paragraph, I hadn’t written a single phrase. I can’t, for the lifetime of me, consider ANYTHING to put in writing about. And my unhealthy temper continues–I simply want a win. I want for one thing to go proper!
Within the meantime, although, Jerry is right here to the rescue for me. He’ll write in the present day’s put up by answering some extra icebreaker questions. So right here is Jerry…
Q. What’s your spirit animal? (The animal who’s most much like your character.)
Jerry: I’m a penguin. This description describes me completely…
“Penguins usually dance for pleasure on the sight of somebody they love. They sing their love for one another. Penguins are definitely not shy about expressing their love. Like people in profitable relationships, they discover that hanging out with their associate is the best pleasure of life.”
Katie: That was Jerry’s answer–I did not write it, I swear!
Q. What’s the funniest factor one in every of your pets has finished?
Jerry: We went out as a household to run some errands and once we returned your entire home smelled like pancakes once we opened the door. It was shortly found that our canine had gone into the pantry, pulled out the maple syrup, and chewed the bottle open on the lounge carpet. We scrubbed for a very long time however we might by no means actually get the scent out. The home smelled like syrup for months once we vacuumed.
Q. What’s one thing you may’t prepare dinner?
Jerry: Ha! I attempt to observe Katie’s recipes however I at all times find yourself fucking it up whereas including my very own ‘aptitude’ to it. Additionally… pasta. I at all times prepare dinner it for too lengthy.
Q. What’s your concept of enjoyable?
Jerry: Enjoyable at residence. No plans. Nowhere to be. Simply sitting and watching a present uninterrupted. I do know it sounds easy, however these days are few and much between with my work schedule.
Q. If time and cash have been no object, what would you be doing proper now?
Jerry: I might be trekking the continental United States to go to each MLB ballpark and amassing a 59/50 workforce cap from each metropolis. Baseball is my favourite sport so to see each park could be on my bucket checklist.
Q. The place would you time-travel, if it have been attainable?
Jerry: I might love to go to central Europe. Go to the websites and museums surrounding the occasions of World Warfare 2. I’m considerably of historical past fan and would love to go to historic monuments.
Q. How would you alter your life in the present day if the common life expectancy was 400 years?
Jerry: I want to assume I might decelerate and revel in all the pieces, have larger and higher plans for the long run and plan accordingly. It at all times looks like we live on borrowed time and every time plans are set there may be at all times this sense of ‘Nicely, we’re solely going to do that as soon as.’
Q. What’s the most difficult job you may consider?
Jerry: At the moment, a police officer. On this political and social local weather implementing the legislation when everyone seems to be watching over your shoulder looks like it will be extraordinarily worrying. I like to to assume that I might be a kind of cool officers you see enjoying with the neighborhood youngsters and growing a relationship with the individuals I’m sworn to guard.
And there you will have it. Some deep ideas with Jerry 😉 When you’ve got questions for him, be at liberty to ask! I like when he takes over my weblog once I’m at a lack of what to put in writing.